A rejection gallery for your perusal.

I was thinking today as I looked at my Facebook... I have literally untagged myself in at least a hundred photos. Why do I think anyone cares whether I look ugly in a picture? I don't know, all I know is that if I see a picture of myself and my first thought is, "Oh hey DISGUSTING WEIRDO" I immediately go for the "untag"  button. It's a reflex, I can't even control it at this point. Like this picture:

The mask froze my face, Botox style, into some unspeakably weird expression. Not to mention my face looks round as all get out. The thing is, I put this picture on Facebook and tagged it MYSELF, and THEN untagged it. WHAT?

Or this gem:

Nothing like an upward angle to make your chin and neck become one. As an added bonus, there's some serious ear stick-outtage going on here.

And who could forget:

NO THANKS.


Well now they're back up for everyone to see. I'll leave them here as a tribute to all the other reject photos I've banished from my sight.